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By Seth Grahame-Smith

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted jap videocassettes, How to outlive a Horror motion picture shows how you can defeat each problem present in frightening movies. Readers will discover:
     •  How to accomplish an Exorcism
     •  What to Do in case you Did anything final Summer
     •  How to cajole the Skeptical neighborhood Sheriff
     •  How to conquer a Murderous Doll
     •  How to outlive an Alien Invasion
     •  How to inform If You’ve Been useless because the starting of the Movie
and masses, even more. whole with precious directions, insane illustrations, and a listing of a hundred very important motion pictures to review, How to outlive a Horror motion picture is crucial studying for promenade queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and someone hired through a summer time camp.

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